Attention Brat Owners

Your drooling, dripping, screeching, whining "darlings" aren't cute. They are neither lovable nor special. What they are is "annoying."

It is not funny to let your offspring run rampant through the mall/stores, etc. It is not polite to sit and eat dinner at a restaraunt while your little hellions are tormenting the other patrons with their ear-splitting screeches as they run up and down the aisles.

Control your little brats before some fed-up third party remembers that duct tape is roughly $1.50/roll.