Falwell hospitalized for possible heart attack

I don't normally wish bad things upon people, but in this case, I'm willing to make an exception. Granted, I won't cheer if he dies, but what I plan to leave on his grave won't exactly pass for flowers.

Mr. Falwell, when you finally leave this world to take the place you've earned for yourself in Hell, could you also take your pals Pat Robertson and Fred Phelps with you? It would be greatly appreciated.

Update

CNN says his condition is unknown.

Update II

Turns out it's just a relapse of pneumonia. Oh, well, there's always next time.