WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

International Terrorist Supporters Whine About "Abuse" of Guantanamo Prisoners.

The questions I have to ask is these: What is this abuse that's "tantamount to torture?" One lump of sugar instead of two and no creamer in their coffee? The crumpets were day-old? Not being allowed to pleasure themselves with goats whenever they wish? Being forced to watch Barbara Streisand movies? Having to wake up with pictures of Jeneane Garofalo pasted to every square inch of their cell walls?

Define "tantamount to torture," please.